Friday, September 29, 2006

Boonie's Great Plastic Bag Adventure

Hello everyone!

My name is Boonie Blackbear and I live in the House of CatDonna. Today I want to tell you about my great big plastic bag adventure.

Mummy Lady says I look like a black bear

There was a plastic bag on the floor and I was so happy! So I played with it. I lay on it and felt how smooth it was, like my lovely soft fur. I also ran with it and heard it go WHOOSH on the floor.

But then the handle got trapped round my round fat middle and i was very frightened and waaaaaa i panicked and ran into all sorts of things like walls and chairs and doors and everyone was very frightened and they tried to hide and my sister lucie luckystar said HISSSSSSS at me and i said WAAAAAAAA but no one knew how to help and i ran and ran and then i ran

and suddenly it was warm and wet runnin down my legs

and then Mummy Lady came out sayin "What's the ruckus?" and saw me tremblin in a corner 'cause I didn't know what to do. And then she said "Oh God Boonie, you're really an idiot aren't you" and then she came over and took the plastic bag off me. And then she realised that the bag was wet and my legs were wet and she said "What the..." and then she started to laugh.

And then everyone was happy, and that was the end of my adventure.


Boonie Blackbear
ps - Mummy Lady says there's no way anyone will wanna adopt me now.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Over The Hump

It's Wednesday.

Someone just kill me now.

ps - Pip did try earlier this morning, bless her black little heart.
Unfortunately it's very hard to annoy a human to death even if one is exceptionally obnoxious, aggressive, and thought that it was a good idea to KICK THE HUMANS whilst lolling around on the desk, whining incessantly and tearing up important work documents.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Breathe in. Breathe out. Run.

Sorry for lack of updates. The backlog is immense, and I'm very sorry.

I need to blog about

Okay I have to go now. PROMISE, I absolutely promise to blog after next week when the madness ends.

By the way, I teach H1 General Paper [that's General Studies in the UK system, and I don't know if there's an equivalent in the USA]. It's basically English Language and Debates and Current Affairs and How Well Can You Bluff Your Way Through A Tight Spot. Hahahahaha.

I'm playing this ad nauseum while I'm working on notes for next week's insanities, I mean tutorials.

The title and lyrics don't really reflect my mood [don't worry I'm not that angsty heh], but there's something about the vigorous beat that's very infectiously GOOD. So I wanna share.

Stevie Nicks' Stand Back

Although this might be a good sign of Pip's mood nowadays. She hasn't got a friend in the world now, except her bag of little feathery mice prizes. One catnip fish. And me.

Lots of love to all. Not even got time to read my fav cat blogs AGH!!!
Next week, I CAN'T WAIT.

Breathe in, breathe out, and off I run.
Love to all.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Short notes before I sail

In the craziness that has been these past couple weeks some cool things happened:

I have to run. Lots of love to all.

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