CatDonna's Cats

Hello everyone!

My name is Boonie Blackbear and I live in the House of CatDonna. Today I want to tell you about my great big plastic bag adventure.


Mummy Lady says I look like a black bear

There was a plastic bag on the floor and I was so happy! So I played with it. I lay on it and felt how smooth it was, like my lovely soft fur. I also ran with it and heard it go WHOOSH on the floor.

But then the handle got trapped round my round fat middle and i was very frightened and waaaaaa i panicked and ran into all sorts of things like walls and chairs and doors and everyone was very frightened and they tried to hide and my sister lucie luckystar said HISSSSSSS at me and i said WAAAAAAAA but no one knew how to help and i ran and ran and then i ran

and suddenly it was warm and wet runnin down my legs

and then Mummy Lady came out sayin "What's the ruckus?" and saw me tremblin in a corner 'cause I didn't know what to do. And then she said "Oh God Boonie, you're really an idiot aren't you" and then she came over and took the plastic bag off me. And then she realised that the bag was wet and my legs were wet and she said "What the..." and then she started to laugh.

And then everyone was happy, and that was the end of my adventure.

Bye!



Boonie Blackbear
ps - Mummy Lady says there's no way anyone will wanna adopt me now.

It's Wednesday.

Someone just kill me now.

ps - Pip did try earlier this morning, bless her black little heart.
Unfortunately it's very hard to annoy a human to death even if one is exceptionally obnoxious, aggressive, and thought that it was a good idea to KICK THE HUMANS whilst lolling around on the desk, whining incessantly and tearing up important work documents.

Sorry for lack of updates. The backlog is immense, and I'm very sorry.

I need to blog about

• Victor and Bonnie's lovely prizes that my monsters thoroughly enjoyed, and absolutely did not deserve
• Hazel's horrific adoption drive day, and his adoptive family that loves him for his naughtiness
• Doe is learning to projectile vomit at will
• Oh. God. The work. The exam is this Friday and the kids have no idea what is going to hit them and ever since I came over to this college a couple weeks ago I realised I was pretty much teaching from scratch
• Sinusitis: it's returned horribly and now I'm on a nasal spray treatment for the next six months
• I bet there's about twenty more things but I've forgotten them right now
• Kitty dynamics in the House of CatDonna have changed... Boonie and Lucie have decided they're not taking any more stick from Pip. The fights are noisy, malicious, and hilariously incompetent

Okay I have to go now. PROMISE, I absolutely promise to blog after next week when the madness ends.

By the way, I teach H1 General Paper [that's General Studies in the UK system, and I don't know if there's an equivalent in the USA]. It's basically English Language and Debates and Current Affairs and How Well Can You Bluff Your Way Through A Tight Spot. Hahahahaha.

I'm playing this ad nauseum while I'm working on notes for next week's insanities, I mean tutorials.

The title and lyrics don't really reflect my mood [don't worry I'm not that angsty heh], but there's something about the vigorous beat that's very infectiously GOOD. So I wanna share.

Stevie Nicks' Stand Back

Although this might be a good sign of Pip's mood nowadays. She hasn't got a friend in the world now, except her bag of little feathery mice prizes. One catnip fish. And me.

Lots of love to all. Not even got time to read my fav cat blogs AGH!!!
Next week, I CAN'T WAIT.

Breathe in, breathe out, and off I run.
Love to all.
CatDonna

In the craziness that has been these past couple weeks some cool things happened:

• I am starting work next week; it's an assignment to teach at a junior college for a month. I've been preparing materials and lesson plans to help the poor kids, and their exams are in 3 weeks!
• Hazel was adopted. Oh God, that's another horror story.
• We received a LOVELY LOVELY package in the mail about three days ago. Sorry for the silence, Victor and Bonnie! And thank you so much. I've locked it up in a drawer so the cats can't get at it... yet... until I return from my holiday and have the camera fully charged to take pics of the lil' monsters hugely enjoying themselves with the treats and toys. Dear lambj, you really didn't have to give the treats, but you chose to spoil my kitties anyway. I'm very touched and grateful. You are SUCH a darling. :)
• Yes, I'm going away for three days to the sunny Indonesian resort island of Bintan. It's going to be my last holiday in a while. I'm being picked up in about 20 minutes, and I HAVEN'T PACKED.

I have to run. Lots of love to all.
CatDonna