Saturday, April 14, 2007
"Dayum, I should have charged the camera" said the Woman
"I thoughta you said is a secret"
You'll just have to imagine this:
Polly ran up to an unsuspecting Teddy, wrapped her front legs around his fat neck and attempted to power-slam! him onto the ground.
"Y'swore on ya dog's grave not to tell!"
Thing is, Teddy is twice Polly's weight. But that didn't stop our gutsy gangsta midget.
She really put all her weight into it.
"Dayum, im' gonna hafta kill ya"
Polly pulled Teddy's neck down so hard that she projected her furry little body into the air instead, did an awkward somersault and landed hard on her back with a loud boomf.
Teddy re-enacts Polly's dramatic somersault
She lay on the ground, shocked and breathless - her front paws still wrapped around Teddy - while our Ted just stood there and stared at her in benign wonder.
"And this was how I stared at Polly, like
'Duh, Polly, are you okay?' Heheheheeee!"
So Polly pretended that she'd planned this all along, kicked Teddy hard with her lethal (though short) hind legs.
Then she made a run for it:
before the Woman started her annoying hyena-horse laugh, or worse,
before Teddy hugged her back.
Then she made a run for it:
before the Woman started her annoying hyena-horse laugh, or worse,
before Teddy hugged her back.
Teddy was so happy.
"WOW! Polly hugged me! We're FRIENDS!"
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Enraged, Polly takes out her humiliating loss of street cred
on a passing stuffed toy
CatDonna
ps - Off to Sydney for a week - am accompanying the husband on a work trip or, as the Chinese call it, being the "flower vase". Buh.
Will update when I can. Let's see what cats we'll meet there!
// posted by CatDonna & Cats @ 2:51 PM 
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I bet that was funny... an fun. I'm careful to feed my toys an make sure they get sum water. I can't get close enuf to Bonnie fur a good hug.
Pip, it's been over a week. Aren't your beans back yet? You need to crack down on them. YOU and I know who's in charge. Beans can be so lazy if we let them.
Purrs,
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