Monday, January 29, 2007
And So The Worm Turns
Just another day in (gangsta!) Paradise
It started off like any other day. The Gangstas were asleep on the black leather chair - Big Polly Bananaz and her sidekick, Tiny Ted.
Then Teddy must have done I dunno what, farted in Pol's face or something, and got Polly riled. Really riled.
So she got up and beat Teddy around a little bit.
Polly: "Tub o' butter, tub o' lard!
Hit 'em harder, hit 'em hard!"
Polly: "Yaarrr, me mateys! Beached whale ahead!
Here be ye blubber for a Russian winter!!!"
Teddy: "Are you saying... I'm fat?"
You can't really see it in the photo, but Polly is a-kickin' and a-clawin' Teddy's tender tum somethin' terrible.
Then Teddy kind of snapped.
He got up, shoved Polly hard, and put his paw on her to keep her down.
(I'm not making this up, honest.)
Teddy: "That's it! I'm sick of how you always steal my treats* and call me fat! I'm not fat! I'm NOT FAT!!!!!!!"
Polly (frightened now): "Okayokay you're not fat... sheesh, ima only jokin' here, Tubby - I MEAN TEDDY..."
*This is true, by the way.
Teddy: "I'M NOT FAT! DON'T YOU SAY THAT AGAIN! MOMMIE LADIE SEZ I'M BIG-BONED AND HANSOME AND HALF-PERSIAN!"
Polly: "Oh Gawd the paps are takin' photos... I'm so embarrassed. This is not cool..."
You can see Teddy's ears and facial expression are actually pretty angry.
I've never seen him like this.
Polly was quiet for a while. I guess she's realised that even Ted has his limits.
Anyway, that was Teddy's first successfully resolved conflict (ie Ted didn't get the poop beaten out of him for once). I'm so proud of him.
And so the worm turns.
Well done Teddy!! You are just too nice, and that why other kitties thought you are stupid and soft! Yeah, show them!Post a Comment