CatDonna's Cats

I like to check out cat_aunty's blog and gawk at the pics of her cats. Recently an abandoned Persian called Max has come into her life, and she managed to get him adopted. Happy endings for all.

[Dammit why does no one want Lucie and Boonie? StoopidstoopidSTOOPID. Aww shuddup.]

For weeks, while I ogled at pics of a shaven Max [his fur was terribly matted when he first came along], I kept thinking he looked awfully familiar.

Then it hit me while I was taking a shower! Thankfully Pip "Princess of Perverts" wasn't around STARING INTENSELY AT MY SOAPY PRIVATE BITS or I would have been too distracted to remember this hilarious internet urban legend. Here goes.

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"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled).

"When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her.

"She cried for a week . . . but not as much as the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had."

• Gas in car to go to groomers - $4.50
• Cat car carrier - $32.99
• Grooming fee - $80.00
• Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat - Priceless!

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When I first saw these pics I laughed so hard I cried. Enjoy.

CatDonna